real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I will die if light touches me.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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