He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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