Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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