rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i dont even know how to be here
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I don't deserve a penis
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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