I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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