Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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