i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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