Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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