i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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