Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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