Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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