no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
