The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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