check it out our google latitudes are spooning
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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