worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You are the jesus of drinking
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