i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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