people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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