we have officially lost it.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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