I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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