fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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