Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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