Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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