I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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