you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
