Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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