At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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