HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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