This is not my ceiling
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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