I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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