belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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