im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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