i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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