In the future we'll all be gay
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Sorry about my life...
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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