I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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