I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Randomize
