Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
