the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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