I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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