does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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