Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
These tits shall not be calmed
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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