i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You were trust falling into bushes
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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