And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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