is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
