My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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