Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize
