using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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