I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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