I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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