So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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