My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
