on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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