Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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