tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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