My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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