Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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