everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Green mimosas i think yes
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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