Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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