Well douche your snatch and let's go!
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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