Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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